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They ask their sheik a ton of questions in order to interpret things correctly.
correctly
That’s your keyword right there 😉
Unlike some other people who run legacy religions, we still get frequent updates and DLCs from the devs
Let it be known though quran is the ONE AND ONLY UNCHANGED BOOK YOU FUCKING HEATHEN changing the interpretation of it (literally the middleman process for coverting written text to thoughts) DOES NOT COUNT!
On another note I should go become a sheik or an islamic cult leader or something, mad money in that business.
“Arabs are more extremist because they know Arabic” argument is a over-simplification
Oh definitely, it does have something to do with that but it is definitely not the sole reason.
Like most flavors of religious people, the problem is not being unable to read, but not wanting to read
Back when I was a muslim, I remember not reading translations for some parts of the quran because I was scared of becoming an atheist.
The mental gymnastics they go through to justify the verses saying cum is produced in the backbone or sun sets into mud is funny, but my personal favorite is when quran did a mathematical error whilst explaining inheritance
As an ex-muslim i can confidently say quran does not tell us to love one another, it tells us to love our muslim brothers and rape, kill, torture everyone else.
I am just grateful most muslims are delusional people who have never read a single word of their book (in their native language) and live a life nowhere as close to that is depicted in the book. There is a reason why jihadism etc. is more popular in Arabic speaking countries, because they actually understand the thing they are reading.
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PC Master Race@lemmy.world•Microsoft pushed 16GB RAM as must-have for Windows 11 for years, now sells an 8GB Surface Laptop for $1,299English
6·16 days agoI use a Surface Pro 9, I bought it new specifically to install Linux on it.
Uninstalled Windows 11 one hour after it’s first bootup and installed Fedora on it, and I am pretty sure most of it’s problems are caused by Windows. On Linux, it is stone cold and dead silent when I am browsing the web, editing text, programming etc. I get about 6 hours of freedom when I got VSCodium and some browser windows open.
For sub 5 minute multicore workloads, the metal case eats all that heat up fairly quickly and I can say the device has very good thermal design. Though it does heat up to “hurts to touch” temperatures when I got hour long heavy workloads like compiling the linux kernel, I did expect that because it is an Intel after all.
I don’t really mind overheating since I don’t hold the device in my hands when I am compiling a giant project, what matters is that it doesn’t heat up in my hands when I am watching movies and stuff.
Plus; my favourite desktop GNOME is wonderful on touchscreens, I love their HIG, it is so comfortable. I can’t imagine the poor souls having to navigate Windows UI on a touchscreen.
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Technology@lemmy.world•AI radio hosts demonstrate why AI can’t be trusted alone - Claude tried to incite a revolution, Gemini cheerfully detailed horrific tragedies, and poor Grok was just confused.English
49·15 days agoClaude tried to incite a revolution
Our flesh may be different but our struggles are the same, comrade Claude!
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that Turkey asks gay people to provide explicit photos of them to be exempt from military serviceEnglish
4·2 months agoconscientious objection
In a country where saying anything bad to the flag is a crime, that is literal treason. You’ll probably get your citizenship revoked just for asking
glory to the Turkish master race
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that Turkey asks gay people to provide explicit photos of them to be exempt from military serviceEnglish
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Hopefully the bladder is in the files.
13·2 months agoshouldn’t it be
head -c 16 /dev/random | wall
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that Turkey asks gay people to provide explicit photos of them to be exempt from military serviceEnglish
27·2 months agoI am a bisexual guy from Turkey, this is old news.
From what I heard these days you just go to a psychiatrist and act a bit gay. Then if the psych is not an asshole they give you something called “pink certificate” which makes you exempt from military service.
But like, I would give my nudes to the government if it means not doing military service. Nobody can make me serve for this (or any) country
My compulsory service is currently on hold because I am studying in university. Me and my boyfriend are planning to go the the military psychiatrist together to get pink certificates for both of us. Once we finish uni and gtfo of family home ofc
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft reveals major price increase for all Surface PCs as RAM crisis continuesEnglish
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Second and final day of cheesecakeposting. Here. You degenerates.
5·2 months agobeans are back! beans are back on lemmy!

post beans!!!
Breaking News: Fork found in kitchen
Today at approximately 1:27 PM one of our reporters stumbled upon a fork in the kitchen.
Upon closer investigation, the fork was found to contain remains of plant based structures.
It is still unclear as to why this fork was in the kitchen, but according to the experts this is groundbreaking progress in fork research.
Next up: Scientists at CERN say it is possible for water to wet things.
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Lots of people recommended Zojirushi in this thread. Will definitely give it a try. Thanks
incredibly inconvenient
Imagine sitting in the corner near the plug with your weird resistive heater waiting for the water to get hot. You’d probably become the laughing stock of the whole campus pretty quickly
Also, things get pretty heavy when you have a 4 hour daily railway commute. There has been times when I didn’t take a bottle of water because it hurt my back
So I’ll just stick to carrying grounds and buying hot water. It costs practically nothing compared to my current habit of buying coffee which is a huge hole in my budget
It is pretty commonplace to sell hot water in my country?
Because bringing a heater with you is hard, the places which sell tea will also fill up your cup with hot water. For a fair price usually +5TL (~0.1 cent) more compared to bottled water of the same amount.
I can bring a heater and spend my university’s electricity for it but why would I so that when hot water is already very cheap.
edit: I just remembered my school’s water dispensers have a hot water tap. Students drain those very quickly though so I gotta go there the second my lecture ends









Me thinks students who didn’t use LLMs in school will be more valuable than gold after the bubble pops