Now the kitten I might kidnap.

No, I’m from Betelgeuse V.

No, I wanted a bicycle, not a baby. Also kidnapping is kind of frowned upon in my culture.

Are people really this afraid of strangers? Last year I bought a bicycle from a woman, she sent me her address, I went there, it was just her and her baby waiting for me with the bicycle. Didn’t even kidnap her.

It’s not really static. It’s digital, the transmission scheme has structure. It’s only the transmitted data that is encrypted, but you’d have to first unpack the transmission to get to the data.

Oh, to have a banana bed, a man can only dream of such luxury. Glad to see her doing well.

Hacker News is currently drowning in “I did something with AI” posts.

Have you tried using it?

Of course you can elect kings. It’s called elective monarchy, there have been a few of those throughout history.

When I look at some generic instance’s unfiltered feed all I see is posts about USA/Trump. I can see how this might deter a lot of Europeans who are looking for alternatives to Reddit.

Should be most of the Lemmy instances, but it’s missing the 2k monthly active users on PieFed.

that quality seems to keep getting better and better

It doesn’t. It’s the same people who keep posting the same lame memes as always.

I’m presented the same shit over and over again.

Do you sort by active? Use hot or scaled instead.

Problem with falling in love is that it can and will backfire and then the depression comes back twice as bad.

It’s fine, without people like you and me it’d be very quiet around here. Just people screaming posting into the void.

This is the way.

Be worried, it is made by Deck Nine. Dontnod has nothing to do with Life is Strange anymore.

No, haven’t read them, but I know that both decisions are canon. Life is Strange 2 already dealt with it. But I think including Chloe as a character in a game in some meaningful way that will make fans happy while respecting that both options are canon is harder than whatever the comics did. I doubt Deck Nine is capable of properly handling this.

Oh, looks like the rumors were true. I’m not sure I want Chloe back. It could’ve been handled a little better in Double Exposure, but she couldn’t ever really be an integral part of the game, not unless the developers decided which decision in the original Life is Strange is canon. I doubt that the fans that only care about Max + Chloe are ever going to be satisfied with whatever decision the developers take. Also fuck Deck Nine.

The Dutch centuries ago called their language Diets/Duuts/Duits which means something like Germanic.

No, it means something like “people” or “of the people”.