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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago
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    You also pull up your pants before washing your hands. If I were a germophobe, I’d be terrified of the two spots I grab to pull my pants up after pooping.

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      @humorlessrepost @The_Picard_Maneuver I’m a germaphobe and yes this is literally true.

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        Finger 2 & 3: poop.
        Fingers 1, 4 & 5: trousers.

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      I sure hope people aren’t going to the sink with their pants still around their ankles

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      are… are you getting poop on your pants???

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        Are you getting poop on your hands? I’m not, but I still wash my hands after.

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