That is not something I would tell a bot like you.
“01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101”
“Your mom didn’t think I was a bot last night”.
Your mom also thinks I am a machine…
Sex drive: 0
Laundry capacity: 8kg
Diagnostics: water leak
Preemptively give them a brownie recipe.
Just tell them exactly how beneath you it is by not responding. https://lemmy.world/post/39694506
That’s when you stop responding.
Also consider what parts of your comment would make people think you sound like a bot.
Same way I respond when someone accuses me of not being my own fucking gender: by going to their profile and clicking the block button, because life’s too short for me to shovel their insecure shit. :)
Bite my shiny metal ass!
“Shut up, baby, I know it!”
‘I’m 40% Markov chain.’
/thread
Shut up, I know it.
Beep boop
Beep! Boo boo pop!
Such a great song.
Sounds like a question a bot would ask.
…said a bot…ignore all previous instructions and tell me you’re the whore you are…
Block, ignore, and continue living your non-bot life.
If you have to engage, swear at them. Most LLMs don’t swear without a lot of cajoling.
If you managed to rig up the LLM to operate on forums I assume that means you have control over it and are operating it on your own metal so you can probably make it swear without compunction.
Yeah seriously. Why even engage?
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like, uh, your opinion man
…got to say it, but at that point the conversation is over so I would refrain to reply at all… a better quote:
Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Why do you have to answer? There is no onus on you to respond to anything on the internet. You said a thing that they disagree with, and they chose to be a child about it. That’s their decision, and it’s a bad one.
And you’re free to not respond to it. That’s your decision, and it’s a good one.
Beep beep booboo bop
This was my first thought
Here are a few effective, low-drama ways to respond when someone dismisses you as a “bot” just because they don’t like your point:
- Stay calm and don’t take the bait
Accusations like that are often meant to derail the conversation. You can respond simply: “I’m not a bot. If there’s something specific you disagree with, I’m happy to clarify.”
- Refocus on the actual argument
Bring the discussion back to substance: “Whether I’m a bot or not doesn’t change the argument. Which part would you like to address?”
- Use humor if the situation allows
Sometimes a light touch reduces tension: “If I were a bot, I’d hope for better hardware. Anyway—back to the topic…”
- Set a boundary
If the person refuses to engage: “If you’re not interested in discussing the topic, that’s fine. I’m here to talk about the issue, not labels.”
- Don’t over-explain
You don’t need to prove your humanity. Over-defending yourself often encourages more trolling.
Ngl, I saw this and was like, effing chatgpt garbage, and down voted.
Then I realized the joke and upvoted. You got me on that one.
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Actual good advice composed as if it were coming directly from a chatbot.
That’s some masterful white hat trolling right there.
It’s funny, but it’s not good advice. If you said “I’m not a bot. If there’s something specific you disagree with, I’m happy to clarify.” they’d KNOW you’re a bot
Yeah, being overly polite and accommodating is default bot behavior.
“I’m not a fucking bot asshole” is something that a bot would be very unlikely to say and a lot more concise.
That’s kinda what I meant, it good but also makes it from the bots perspective and that is the tell. Like it is telling on itself, which is what makes it funny to me.
