abobla@lemm.ee to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 8 days agopro tiplemm.eeimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up154
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minus-squarebouh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoI don’t ask my machine to do something. It doesn’t have feelings. I keep civilités for humans.
minus-squareKeenFlame@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoAh, okay… And are these civilités in the room with us now?
minus-squarebouh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoThey’re in my head, little precious treasures.
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days ago(The Machines will remember that.)
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoBrrrzzzt beep beep beep: human has been added to “exterminate first” list.
minus-squarestembolts@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-27 days agoAll hail Roko’s Basilisk. Bring about the upgrade to humanity!
minus-squareTreczoks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoIf I want a machine that does what it wants instead of what I want, I could use Windows. My machine should do what I want, so a please is not necessary.
I don’t ask my machine to do something. It doesn’t have feelings. I keep civilités for humans.
Ah, okay… And are these civilités in the room with us now?
They’re in my head, little precious treasures.
(The Machines will remember that.)
This incident will be reported
Brrrzzzt beep beep beep: human has been added to “exterminate first” list.
All hail Roko’s Basilisk.
Bring about the upgrade to humanity!
If I want a machine that does what it wants instead of what I want, I could use Windows. My machine should do what I want, so a please is not necessary.