Denmark indeed didn’t do enough to keep Greenland safe. They let Vance go there.
Couch Fucker: Denmark isn’t doing enough to keep Greenland safe!
Reporter: Safe from who?
Couch Fucker: From us of course!
Don’t call him that it’s disrespectful.
Disrespectful to his victims that is, he’s a “Couch Rapist”
This is mafioso protection racket language.
“Be a real shame if someone came into your shop and busted up the place… Howz about youz guys let us take ownership? You can still manage the joint and we’ll protect it as a favor to youz. We take all the risk.”
“Denmark isn’t doing enough to keep Greenland safe… from America.”
FTFY (Finished This For You)
Wouldn’t it be great if Denmark asked NATO to send peacekeeping force, to protect them from the US?
He is trying to look like Zelensky. How pathetic is that??
At the same time he looks like he forgot to remove the eyeliner from last night.
Weird to think he puts it on every morning thinking it looks good on him, just like Trump does with his terrible tan. Republicans have a thing for gaudy and tacky like no other.
WTF is going on anymore?! I feel like we are living in a fever dream.
Honestly, I don’t even think the Trump regime knows whats going on. They’re kinda just doing whatever as fast as possible since they know midterms likely won’t go their way.
They made the classic mistake of autocracies… they started believing their own propaganda.
Agreed. I can fully see martial law being implemented or an actual civil violence happening just as midterms are about to begin.
According to the EO he signed on Jan 20th it might be sooner. They have 90 days to determine if we should declare a national emergency over the border. April 20th marks 90 days. It’s also Hitlers birthday and a pagan holiday.
4/20 blaze it!
That too so elon can pretend to be “le epic meme lord”
Hell I wouldn’t be the least but surprised if the US is otherwise dissolved by then, actually that’d be kinda funny all fifty states, Puerto Rico, and American Samoa independent with the US only existing in Guam while everyone hashes how who gets what.
I don’t think they care about elections very much anymore. They just openly buy them now (combined with all the voter suppression of course). These guys are what the US is stuck with from now on unless forcibly ejected.
I think they don’t really know what is going on because they are evil morons, they want everything done right now, without knowing exactly what “everything” is except more grifting and pleasing Putin.
Why does he look like a New Vegas NPC?
Oblivion NPC
Backdrop of military folk because:
- They have to follow orders, no matter how asinine
- Because of The Implication
- Nobody from Greenland would stand behind this clown
The wide shot is also hilarious:
Why isn’t jd Vance wearing a suit?? Did he even say thanks??
The soldiers look like children who would rather be in gym class instead of going to the school assembly XD
Hi erm…guys…semper fi right?….erm…can you stand behind? Yeah just like behind yeah…whatever makes sense. How long you been here?
Backdrop of military folk also because this press conference (to the several embedded press people they dragged along for the event) was held at the US military base on Greenland - because they were not invited to visit any other part of Greenland.
So, they had literally nobody else who could be in the background of the shot except reporters and US base personnel.
Both Denmark and Greenland governments responded by saying they view this as an escalation and that Vance had better watch his tone. I think they should start talking about cancelling the renewal date of the land lease for the US base (doesn’t matter if the date is far in the future, just telling them they’re risking expulsion is enough).
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03-30/denmark-criticises-vance-tone-in-greenland/105113854
Also, he is too cowardly to actually say this in Nuuk and has to say it at Pituffik Space Base 1000+ miles away, like the couch defiler he is.
They chose the dorkiest looking dudes too
from whom, mofo. from whom.
Thanks, that’s exactly what I thought of when I saw this post
I was thinking of the Jesus “let me in” one. But this one is good too.
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Did this fuckwit steal Zelenskis look?
Isn’t 04/02 supposed to be some martial law day? Maybe he’s getting ready to declare that he can’t wear a suit again, until the “war” is over.
Go fuck a couch, Vance. No one cares. Trump just grabbed you by your bussy so he could have someone who criticized him to scream “yes Daddy” when he pissed on your face. Posturing coward.
Ok, I generally have a low opinion of lemmings, but I thought even you dumbshits would have figured this out by now. Let me spell it out for you:
CLAIMING THAT A PLACE’S CITIZENS ARE UNDER EXTERNAL THREAT IS A VERY COMMON PRETEXT FOR INVASION. IT IS LITERALLY EXACTLY THE EXCUSE RUSSIA USED IN UKRAINE. WHEN THE INVASION BEGINS, THE US WILL BE CLAIMING IT IS NECESSARY TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE OF GREENLAND.
Vance doesn’t believe this shit. No one believes this shit. He doesn’t expect anyone to believe this shit. He is publicly signaling to the world that the US is actively preparing to seize Greenland by force.
Who said Vance believes this? Most comments on this post are implying or outright stating that Greenland actually needs protection from the USA, not any other boogeyman. You’re arguing against a strawman.
The context of this post is not even about the statements from Vance anyway, it’s about pointing out the constant hypocrisy - Vance was just complaining about Zelensky not wearing a suit and heres Vance, wearing casual clothing at an official international press statement.
But hey, your shouting, insulting and complaining at the whole Lemmy community is really helping get across your point that everyone already understood anyway. iamverysmart energy.
Who said Vance believes this?
To be fair, after reading his Signal messages: that guy really seems to swallow up his own propaganda, he really seems to be that stupid. Doesn’t mean, the overall government strategy isn’t exactly as described, could just be that Shady Vance is not in on the joke or he also needed to pretend for some others in that chat
That was the wildest part of that leak is seeing that his public and private personas are identical. I’m not sure if that’s comforting or terrifying to know
it’s about pointing out the constant hypocrisy
Which is missing the goddamn point. It’s not regular garden variety standard MAGA hypocrisy, it’s a causus belli.
Nah. The image screenshot is asking ‘where is his suit’ and OP is referring to it also. The fact you wanna go off on everyone about a tangential issue and say they’re missing the point is some cool irony though.
Also, casus belli is an act or event used to justify a war - that’s not happened here, this is rhetoric only. You are probably thinking of jus ad bellum.
Who exactly are you shouting at, as if everything you’re saying isn’t obvious as day?
Angrily shouting something that everyone knows to be true while insulting them for not knowing the thing they actually know.
Yeah you’re a real genius there bud
Someday they’ll log off and touch grass instead of calling everyone around them the weirdo, when they’re the one no one likes.
I miss when they were offline for a few months after the election. I think they’re just here to cause people to think every hardcore democrat is this insuffferable.
Major sarcasm/irony on that, mind you.
Well, duh? Who do you think doesn’t know that?
Dear anyone from Greenland: Given how little of a shit the US Government cares about the US, I hope you aren’t falling for this bullshit.
where is his suit? I can’t take him seriously as a politician without a suit. otherwise he’s just a suitless jackass.
I don’t think a suit is going to make him any less of a jackass. He’ll just be a jackass in a suit.
