Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoI've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it meanslemmy.worldimagemessage-square51linkfedilinkarrow-up1147
arrow-up1147imageI've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it meanslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square51linkfedilink
minus-squaredamnthefilibuster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up193·2 days agoPrepare Uranus for Cock
minus-square0ops@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·2 days agoAh Uranus! All I was coming up with for that one was “blue ball”
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 days agoWinner winner! Chicken dinner!
minus-squarestarik@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 days agoUranus is so boring to look at. It’s lucky it has a funny name.
minus-squareLastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days agoDon’t hate on Uranus like that, all we’ve got is Voyager pictures. That one kinda bad picture is cause we haven’t had a decent camera out there ever. What we really need is a new mission with better cameras to get better pictures. https://science.nasa.gov/gallery/voyager-at-uranus/
minus-squareHeHoXa@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day ago… you’ve stumbled upon the key to human progress. Mega popular OF model will only cross certain lines when ___ breakthrough is achieved, suddenly a flood of NASA / CRI / whatever donations “Alright boys, we’ve landed on Mars! You know what that means!” switches on Pound-A-Tron 9000
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoHow much to see the South Pole?
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoSomeone should create a mock OnlyFans account that funds an Uranus mission. Pictures posted by engineers and scientists and eventually pictures of Uranus itself. UwU
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoDon’t talk about Theiranus like that. :(
minus-squareDarkard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoWell the 4 is on fire so is it “for hot cock”?
minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoShouldn’t the cock be on fire in that case?
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoPre Pear Uranus Burning 4 Rooster
minus-squaredamnthefilibuster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoMebbe. I was also considering if it should be “for MY cock” but there’s no need for that if you’re going for short and salty.
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days ago“short and salty” So, much like a cock.
minus-squareMalyca@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoI was looking at my hens and looking at this going wait a minute
minus-squaredamnthefilibuster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoPlausible deniability?
Prepare Uranus for Cock
Ah Uranus! All I was coming up with for that one was “blue ball”
Winner winner! Chicken dinner!
Uranus is so boring to look at. It’s lucky it has a funny name.
Don’t hate on Uranus like that, all we’ve got is Voyager pictures. That one kinda bad picture is cause we haven’t had a decent camera out there ever.
What we really need is a new mission with better cameras to get better pictures.
https://science.nasa.gov/gallery/voyager-at-uranus/
OnlyPlanets
… you’ve stumbled upon the key to human progress.
Mega popular OF model will only cross certain lines when ___ breakthrough is achieved, suddenly a flood of NASA / CRI / whatever donations
“Alright boys, we’ve landed on Mars! You know what that means!” switches on Pound-A-Tron 9000
How much to see the South Pole?
Someone should create a mock OnlyFans account that funds an Uranus mission. Pictures posted by engineers and scientists and eventually pictures of Uranus itself. UwU
Pictures of Uranus are hard to take.
Don’t talk about Theiranus like that. :(
Well the 4 is on fire so is it “for hot cock”?
Shouldn’t the cock be on fire in that case?
Then it would xe Taco Bell.
Pre Pear Uranus Burning 4 Rooster
Mebbe. I was also considering if it should be “for MY cock” but there’s no need for that if you’re going for short and salty.
“short and salty”
So, much like a cock.
Fuck, beat me to it.
Beat meat to it?
But that is not a cock.
I was looking at my hens and looking at this going wait a minute
Plausible deniability?