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PugJesus@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

The horror, momentarily, abates

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The horror, momentarily, abates

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Great time for a quick fap!

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      The water is terrible for friction

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        Yay for foreskin! Also, how does wanking in the shower deserve down-votes? Is it due to other people waiting to get in the shower? Waste of hot water?

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        deleted by creator

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        That’s what conditioniare is for, but agree, sexy stuff in water is a turn off for me.

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      Someone hasn’t heard the stories about jizz clogging shower drains.

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        Jizz and hair .

      • Chozo@fedia.io
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        Desert jellies~

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      Just the one? You have to pump those numbers up!

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      Gotta squat down and spray that showerhead at your butthole and balls to get it really clean and check better than any online gay test survey can ever do whether you would enjoy butt stuff. Some of my best groaning out loud orgasms are in the shower, and yes it takes a while.


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        I think the test was that you were looking for an “online gay test butt stuff survey” versus just “butt stuff,” which isn’t inherently gay.

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          You’re right, of course. Props to my straight pegging enthusiast homies.

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