ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agoThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square112linkfedilinkarrow-up11.08K
arrow-up11.08KimageThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agomessage-square112linkfedilink
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoAnd only 3 poop breaks? Is that per day or per month? As it’s stated, it appears to be for the duration of the contract…
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoI need at least ten minutes per poop… If I get three poop breaks per hour then I’m spending more time pooping than literally anything else…
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoWell, that’s what you get when you sign up for the budget plan. Take it or leave it.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 hours agoMeanwhile, on the premium, previously-poop-break-free plan: “I’m altering the agreement to now include poop breaks. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
And only 3 poop breaks? Is that per day or per month? As it’s stated, it appears to be for the duration of the contract…
Per hour.
I need at least ten minutes per poop… If I get three poop breaks per hour then I’m spending more time pooping than literally anything else…
Well, that’s what you get when you sign up for the budget plan. Take it or leave it.
Meanwhile, on the premium, previously-poop-break-free plan:
“I’m altering the agreement to now include poop breaks. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”