gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 天前Wow!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square145linkfedilinkarrow-up11.32K
arrow-up11.32KimageWow!sh.itjust.worksgigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 天前message-square145linkfedilink
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up63·edit-219 天前Hey Gemini, can you email my boss and make it look like I did my job? Hey Gemini, text my wife Hey Gemini, can you justify my behaviour to my wife and explain why it’s wrong she’s mad at me? Hey Gemini, can you fake my resume and make me sound good for every job posting around me?
minus-squareyermaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up60·19 天前Hey Gemini, experience this tragic irony for me
minus-squareViscloReader@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·19 天前Hey Gemini, can you fuck this guy’s wife?
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 天前Certainly! Will order a pump master 5000 with vibrating dildo off of Amazon
minus-squareboonhet@lemmy.zipBanned from communitylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 天前I’ll do it at a 100% discount compared to Gemini, where do I sign up and do I get a commemorative t shirt?
minus-squareAxolotl@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·19 天前To be fair, the job one is justified, it’s useless to make a good resume and then everyone just scan it with AI automatically and never read it
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·19 天前It’s more the rampant lying these days that I hate. I have interviewed a ton of people who just straight up lie. And I put them on the spot on it.
minus-squarekestrel7_7@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 天前I’ll believe it, seems like most people lie on their resumes
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 天前It’s not most, or rather it wasn’t a few years ago when I was actively hiring. I’ll be hiring again soon, so we’ll see.
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·19 天前And, they all respond by using Gemini. Might as well not even be in the loop, just let the machines talk to each other.
Hey Gemini, can you email my boss and make it look like I did my job?
Hey Gemini, text my wife
Hey Gemini, can you justify my behaviour to my wife and explain why it’s wrong she’s mad at me?
Hey Gemini, can you fake my resume and make me sound good for every job posting around me?
Hey Gemini, experience this tragic irony for me
NOOOOOO!!!
Hey Gemini, can you fuck this guy’s wife?
Please don’t Gemini :(
Step-gemini what are you doing?
Certainly! Will order a pump master 5000 with vibrating dildo off of Amazon
I’ll do it at a 100% discount compared to Gemini, where do I sign up and do I get a commemorative t shirt?
To be fair, the job one is justified, it’s useless to make a good resume and then everyone just scan it with AI automatically and never read it
It’s more the rampant lying these days that I hate.
I have interviewed a ton of people who just straight up lie. And I put them on the spot on it.
I’ll believe it, seems like most people lie on their resumes
It’s not most, or rather it wasn’t a few years ago when I was actively hiring.
I’ll be hiring again soon, so we’ll see.
And, they all respond by using Gemini.
Might as well not even be in the loop, just let the machines talk to each other.