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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Möther, I require assistance

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Möther, I require assistance

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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Oof, he’s a bit of a chonk. They need ton get him one of those wheels and a laser pointer.

  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    He doesn’t have the braincell currently.

  • SquigleySquirel@lemm.ee
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    That cat needs to lose some serious weight!

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      Maybe the camera adds 10 pounds, which matters more when you are only 10 to begin with

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    “I grossly overestimate my habilities”

    • Grimtuck@lemmy.world
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      “…and underestimate my weight”

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    My adopted orange gets himself into a similar pickle. Turns out the poor little baby has arthritis. And maybe more. Still awaiting all his blood test results… Make him a ramp, or something. My cat trees have all sorts of added boards connecting to book cases and built in cupboards, and limit how high he has to jump It’s not pretty, but I don’t care. It widens his world and gives him places to retreat to in peace.

    • leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
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      There is a ramp, or something. It just happens to be on the other side.

      The problem here is clearly neurological (i.e., it’s some other orange cat’s turn with the neuron).

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    It’s always the orange one…

  • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world
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    Fat

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    “Don’t take a picture of me”

    Takes a picture anyway

  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    Catdolf: “Fly, you fools!”

    • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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      Ngl, my first association with “Catdolf” was not LotR.

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        • Jerkface@lemmy.world
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          Vas is ze meaning of zis?!

  • sheepishly@fedia.io
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    fat child

  • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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    what child? I only see a cat?

    • dabster291@lemmy.zip
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      the cat is the child

      • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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        so then this post was written by a cat?

        • drhodl@lemmy.world
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          Found the unempathic, non cat owner…

          • Honytawk@feddit.nl
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            Cats are awesome.

            People who pretend their pets are their children are awful.

          • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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            no i love cats but i hate children

            calling your cat your child is weird but you do you i guess

        • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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          u dum

        • dabster291@lemmy.zip
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          it was written in the perspective of the cat

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    This is why you have sharp claws and rabbit feet, sweetheart.

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