I’ve genuinely seen someone doing something similar.

A group of us went bowling for a friend’s birthday, about 25 years ago, and were having a great time. All of a sudden there was this really loud sort of crashing boom, so loud that everyone instinctively flinched, and we all looked around to see what the noise was.

A few lanes over was a group of young girls in their early teens, and one was standing at the line for her lane holding the bowling ball like a shot put. As she was launching the second ball, staff were running in from all directions to try to stop her.

My dad’s goal used to be to try to hit the pins without touching the lane

He’s banned from several bowling alleys

Bowling alleys, desperate for any business at all anymore: “Just… let him play.”

Good meme, but that’s a dick move IRL.