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iasmina2007@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Moaning during sex is just applause with your mouth.

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Moaning during sex is just applause with your mouth.

iasmina2007@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world
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    Or conversely, applause is just an orgasm with your hands.

    • Asafum@feddit.nl
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      This makes the US state of the union address somehow even more disturbing.

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        Is there nowhere on the internet I can go without an explicit reference to U.S. politics?

        • Coelacanth@feddit.nu
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          There is not.

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          jlai.lu, maybe peut-être ?

        • Asafum@feddit.nl
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          I only put US specifically because I don’t know how other countries do it. The joke was just about a bunch of politicians having an orgasm after every sentence lol

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          I had hoped that Lemmy would be slightly less US centric than the rest of the online communities, but nope. Wish they could all join a US Lemmy instance so I could just block it there.

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            Nah. We’re going to serve you apple pie and crippling medical debt! The American way!

            Now pay us $65,000 for the insulin you need from eating our American pie. You’re now 300lbs, and have diabetus…

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        Weird that you picked this specific example instead of any of the many events that involve applause.

        • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          It’s called comedy good sir

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            Fuh fuh fuh, hmmmm yes. Jolly good.

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          Because of the people it involves, it almost never is genuine applause for one and the thought of just one political party having all their representatives “orgasm” after every single line that is said while the other sits there silent or disgruntled adds to the humor.

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        Considering we’re all actively being fucked by this administration…

    • lordnikon@lemmy.world
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      Now I want to know what is the equivalent of booing during Sex?

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        Farting.

        • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@lemmy.world
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          That’s just gonna happen naturally if you’re doing it right. Why not just actually boo them? 🤷🏻‍♂️

          “Boo! Boo I say! That’s not how you suck dick, you amateur!”

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            That’s my kink.

            • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@lemmy.world
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              “My fantasy is to be with Statler and Waldorf at the same time.”

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            I want to see this in a porn titled “Virgin 18 year old sucks cock for the first time”

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        As weird as this whole topic is, I too want to know the boo equivalent now.

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    applause with your mouth

    Did we forget the word “cheering”?

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      I like “applause with your mouth.”

      It’s the difference between a standing ovation and “you can do it!”

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    “He’s had the clap so many times that at this point it’s more like applause”

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    heh.

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    damn right

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