Everytime I walk into the room she grabs the nearest stranger and starts making out with them. My buddy said it’s because she can’t even bear to have a conversation with me but I’m pretty sure it’s just because the sight of me turns her on that much.
Time to top-up your EQ, mate.
“Every time I walk into a room she gets so turned on and grabs the nearest stranger and starts making out with them.”
She puts out that restraining order on you.
Surely she’s just playing hard to get.
That’s what every 80s romcom taught me.
IDK. She seems to want to see you again in front of a judge, just like a civil union. Maybe she just wants a surprise marriage. Makes sense because you go to all the same places, use the same toothbrush, and sometimes share a bedroom.
When you keep making efforts to talk to them and they don’t pursue the conversation.
They want to spend $150 going out to eat when we could get 3 frozen pizzas and 30 beers for a bang date in the basement.
Man I used to love basement dates with strangers.
one is a keeper, other is not
What’s soccer have to do with any of this?
When you ask them out, they say no.
Short responses like “yeah” or “I’m good” with our any substance or depth, when it’s over a extended period of time. Sometimes people do this because there overwhelmed or other things but when it’s this all the time, then its a problem
When they keep making/having excuses why they are unavailable
In my experience, if they say they aren’t interested in you it usually means they aren’t interested in you.
Bear mace… wasp spray…
