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minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·2 days agoWhat’s she allergic to so we can be sure to deliver it to her in huge quantities?
minus-squareamorpheus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·23 hours agoShe only hangs out with conservatives, so she’ll be fine.
minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoTruthfully, I honestly have compassion for everyone she’s oppressing.
minus-squareLupusBlackfur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 days agoHopefully she’s developed an allergy to Botox… That’ll affect her for a looooooong time.
minus-squareathairmor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoProbably just injected a little too much Botox.
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agobotched surgery to look like ivanka.
What’s she allergic to so we can be sure to deliver it to her in huge quantities?
Truth, honesty, compassion.
She only hangs out with conservatives, so she’ll be fine.
Truthfully, I honestly have compassion for everyone she’s oppressing.
Hopefully she’s developed an allergy to Botox…
That’ll affect her for a looooooong time.
The Constitution.
She’s allergic to Dogs.
Probably just injected a little too much Botox.
botched surgery to look like ivanka.