Ohh, how I wish I coulda been the 1 to make your meem’s score 1000, Hoomin…
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You never heard of the Bureaucrasaurus? Or the Administradon?
If there’s a secretary bird today, who knows what was their highest position then?
There even was a Tyrannosaurus Rex, that means they had at least one monarchy!
It’s too bad the Stenograsaurus never reached it’s evolutionary peak, just think of the records we could have had from that time!
Well they dropped the ‘a’ from the Apt-erodactyl because their daily performance felt phoned in.
I didn’t know they had a ruler. I thought they were an autonomous collective.
Surely the lack of opposable thumbs made it difficult to hold a ruler long enough to measure the Earth precisely.
Yeah, let alone draw a straight line.
You’re fooling yourself. They were living in a dictatorship, a self-perpetuating autocracy, in which the working class dinosaurs…
They probably didn’t have rulers. Or compasses. It was such an early era that geometry wasn’t invented yet.
Then why is it called Tyrannosaurus Rex? Gotcha.
You got it all wrong, it wasn’t “rule” as in “management” it was “rule” as in “radical, rad, excellent, *guitar riff*”.
Just seeing that made the theme song pop into me head full force. Crazy how things can stick with you.
Just because T-Rex has those little arms didn’t mean it wasn’t good at typing!
They made Anarchy work
Well if you were alive back then dinosaurs would be the ones to be the ones to decide if you lived or died
Presence is nine-tenths of the rule.
should i put eating and pooping on my CV??
You don’t already?
Do you even want that IT job?
You mean: ruling your house.
He is on his throne
Their rule was so administratively superior that they did not need to have any physical records of anything they did, thus baffling archaeologists, accountants and managers worldwide
Written by the assistant to the manager, no doubt.
Washing away the brutal bureaucracy of the Devonian period as well smh.
Almost certainly
So you’re saying there’s a chance!
They did a better job than we are.
we barely know a thing about them. maybe they were burning trash on the sidewalk
You barely know a thing about them* They survived hundreds of millions of years as the dominant species and to this day are still alive and thriving as avians who aren’t ancestors of dinosaurs but are straight up mini dinosaurs.
I’m not an expert but I know enough to know there’s a lot more out there.
to this day are still alive and thriving as avians who aren’t ancestors of dinosaurs but are straight up mini dinosaurs.
I think the word you’re looking for is descendants. Ancestors are the ones that come before.
My bad, thank you
It’s interesting how dinosaurs went from largest animals on land to small creatures we factory farm
It’s is a crazy switchup, they once terrorised the mammals and now the mammals have factory farmed them in the most brutal fashion possible. I really doubt it but I wonder if somehow we mess as humans mess up so bad or something happens that allows a new species to dominate again even if not intellectual but just physically.
