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Die Mart Die@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Every time I do, it makes me laugh

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Every time I do, it makes me laugh

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Die Mart Die@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    What’s more interesting to me is she looks pretty normal, and also his own age.

    When compared to his wife that is a smoke show younger model.

    Usually it’s the other way round.

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      Cheaters always want what they don’t have, doesn’t matter their circumstances

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      His real wife is attractive, but the super young model one is just an image that has been going around for the divorce meme. His real wife works in the education sector and, while a fair bit older than the one circulating, is quite lovely.

      Sharing her photo feels kind of fucked up so I deleted it from my comment (hopefully it took), but if you Google image search “Astronomer CEO’s wife” you’ll at least get the real one as the top results. Can’t do much about that.

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        Ahh I see. Amazing how fake stuff can get spread around. That’s the one that I saw and just took it as gospel. Thanks for the heads up

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      Ancient maxim: no matter how attractive someone is, there’s always somebody that’s tired of their shit.

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      I bet he’s going to say something along the lines of he “emotionally resonated” or “developed synergistic emotional coherence” with the HR lady. That, or the wife doesn’t like Coldplay. I hear their fans are pretty insufferable.

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      My theory is people always like someone that looks like themselves. Look at them, they look alike.

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    They could have simply played it cool and acted like nothing happened - no one would have even seen the image. As CEO and HR, maintaining composure and saving face is literally part of their job.

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      You see that sentiment a lot, but I’ll give it a hard no. This was a public event with about a 100 000 attendees, and Astronomer hires over 300 employees. There’s a very decent chance someone would notice.

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        One percent of their employees were in the picture (the couple and one additional woman were all from the company).

        But I suspect the chances that anyone that would recognize them to be in the audience and paying attention to the kiss cam is still low.

        Even If they had been caught, wouldn’t have gone viral. So maybe their affair is caught, but no one knows or cares outside their personal circle.

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    “How’d their faces get so red.
    And did the lady hear use her head?”

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    Keep seeing this around Lemmy. I’m out the loop.

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      A tech CEO is at the center of internet controversy after a video from a stadium jumbotron of him embracing a woman who is not his wife went viral on social media.

      https://fortune.com/2025/07/17/ceo-caught-hugging-coldplay/

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      On the phone, sorry, but a CEO cheating on his wife with HR head (or something?) got caught by the kiss cam on Coldplay concert. Look up for the video, it’s gold.

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    I still don’t get the people’s obsession with these people.

    Like, I saw the clip and thought that it was amusing, but can anyone please tell me why is it worldwide news?

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      Because getting your affair revealed on a jumbotron is the kind of shit that happens in movies, not real life. Their reaction was priceless.

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    [email protected]

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    i dont get it

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      https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/19/business/andy-byron-astronomer-ceo-resigns

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    https://youtu.be/oMRgdpXLElE

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      https://youtu.be/MxmKc0OhsnU

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    I can’t wait for the cheaters at big tech to be exposed. Oh the dirt some of us have. It’s wayyy worse than astronomy ceo. X100

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      Please share with the class

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