Contoured to use comfortably around eyes, brows, chin and other parts of the body

Wasn’t this supposed to be a facial massager, sir?

Personally this doesn’t feel like true theyknew material, because this is one of those “this is how they had to advertise because nobody would allow them to say the real purpose of the items” rather than “suggestive thing presented as normal with a lot of rib-to-elbow action and stifled giggles behind the scenes, often hidden from management”

It’s one of those “it fits the literal definition but not the spirit” situations. Idk Maybe it’s just me.

It’ll never not be funny though