Probably still, Sanders? He’s getting pretty old, though, so maybe AOC would be a better choice.

Paw Patrol. They seem to have a handle on things. How many shitty human presidents have we had? How many shitty dog presidents? I rest my case.

Let’s make finnster president just because it would be funny and the conservatives’ heads would explode. Is she a qualified? No. Is she american? No. Would she even want to be president? Probably not. Would she still be a million times better than the current president? Definitely

Linus Torvalds, Richard Stallman as vice.

Luigi