The soundtrack in heaven just got a lot more dope.

Too bad you decided to be a shit bag in real life. Not gonna miss this dude one ounce.

and that it is the responsibility of other representatives to do so.

Elect me to Congress and I will immediately begin physically throwing these people out of sessions.

Doesnt even need to involve alcohol. If you panic in a rip current, the ocean is going to fucking win 100% of the time. Nature be crazy yo.

I would also consider the President being involved at all in an ongoing criminal investigation into a child sex trafficking ring as a giant fucking red flag but that’s just me.

1000% agreed, but fuck if I wasn’t literally smitten listening to Lina Khan talk. Attacking corporate hegemony really gets my engine going.

The Internet would be a better place if you could get popped in the jaw every once in a while for saying stupid shit.

I think it depends on how the actor prepares. Keanu is known to be super involved in his stunts and has done a fair amount of actual firearms training. I believe he’s competed in some amateur events.

I would absolutely expect him to be significantly more skilled with firearms than the average person.

And even if he wasn’t John Wick, I just cannot imagine the justification for fucking with Keanu Reeves.

James Wan begins writing furiously

Yes but a wealthy celebrity has significantly more money and power to keep that act up, making it more effective.

The only disadvantage they have is higher levels of scrutiny, but again, money and a team of people fixes that pretty quick.

The crazy thing is, I think he’s more worried about this than he might need to be.

Theres a solid chance that legit evidence of this mother fucker raping children could come out, and he doesn’t dip below his floor of support. “THIS will be the thing that brings him down” has been proven wrong sooooo many times.

I haven’t watched the most recent game changer yet, so I was genuinely upset at first. That dude is 90% of the reason I have a dropout subscription.

My distrust comes from the ever-present possibility that his public persona is an act, because it’s Hollywood. Outside of that, the dude has always come off genuine and comes from a place of good faith. I would absolutely consider him more an ally than enemy.

And even Two Face really just robs banks and shit. He’s not trying to kill Gotham most of the time.

If Bill Barr had spent half his time successfully robbing banks as a masked supervillain, he’d have been a better AG.

TIL I’m basically a 50s housewife

Harvey Dent is infinitely more qualified to be AG than anyone Trump has ever put forward. Hell, half the time he’s actually pretty solid.

Silence! We do not speak its name!

Half of that ad budget went to cocaine for sure.

No no, they got the money. They refused to use it for this and instead gave it to the sheriff.

They’re stupid and “welfare queens”.

You’re being a tool. Stop it.