pastolia6@lemmy.cadeleted by creator to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 6 months agoGetting into Heavenlemmy.caimagemessage-square85linkfedilinkarrow-up1765
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minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·6 months agoOnly seven souls have gotten into heaven. The most recent one was Fred Rogers. The one before that was over 700 years ago. The rule is to get into heaven, you need to be judged better than the previous one let in. See you in hell.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 months agoSooooooooo…Dolly Parton has a 50/50 chance. Fuck life!
minus-squareZozano@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 months agoAt least the people I hate won’t get in. That’s a victory on its own.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoGreat mindset No wonder you won’t get into heaven.
minus-squareZorque@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoThat means Bob Ross didn’t get in 😭
Only seven souls have gotten into heaven. The most recent one was Fred Rogers. The one before that was over 700 years ago. The rule is to get into heaven, you need to be judged better than the previous one let in.
See you in hell.
Sooooooooo…Dolly Parton has a 50/50 chance.
Fuck life!
At least the people I hate won’t get in.
That’s a victory on its own.
Great mindset
No wonder you won’t get into heaven.
That means Bob Ross didn’t get in 😭