This is Wilson. 
He used to live in a separate apartment always outside, under LED lights that were forever on, never covered, and in a small cage with only one toy. He would whistle to me when I was on my walk, and was quiet until he saw me. I knew this cause if I took another way I would never hear him. But if I turned the normal corner he would immediately start doing our whistle
So after a while, I eventually left a note on the people’s door and asked to buy him. Well, a week later i got a text askign to meet up in an hour. When I get there they open the door, hand me the bird, and go on thier way.
I don’t even know the birds name, but he’s mine now.
But long story short(ish), Wilson is the best bird and even non bird people love him. I don’t know how to explain it, but he is a whole living conscious person. He immediately flew to my shoulder and stays their pretty often now. He has his own backpack with a perch and comes on road trips. My nephew is now obsessed with and constantly get disciplined by other birds.
Most birds may be assholes, but Wilson is definitely the exception.
Plus, nearly every MAGAt is armed to the teeth with guns. Starting the violence just gives them the ammo (pun intended) to start the war they want.
Everyone here on both sides knows what’s coming. One side is literally foaming at the mouth for it to happen though so they can play put all the fantasies they’ve dreamt of since they played with finger guns in the back yard.
This is not gunna be fun for the side Lemmy primarily wants to win