Even the coin deserves better than this.
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Cake day: June 14th, 2023
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2·3 days agoYes, the sidekick LX was the perfect phone, it’s too bad they shit the bed when they tried to bring it back with Android.
As far as androids with keyboards, the Moto Droid and the HTC G2 really hit the sweet spot. They are tiny little things though compared to current flagships.
21·4 days agoBorders are made up, a person can’t be illegal. Texas and the whole south west used to be part of Mexico, The US took it and it decided all non whites are illegal, but you still have to be a fool to believe it.
It’s not the 4th largest economy in the world, but it does contain 11% of the Earth’s habitable land. It would be sad if they couldn’t create a large economy with all that land.
And you know, it’s only because they rigged the election that I’ll be your president representing you there.
But then they rigged the election and now we won. So I’m going to be your president for the Olympics and for the World Cup.
The right got dozens of days in court to share whatever evidence they claimed to have that 2020 was stolen. They couldn’t provide a single shred of evidence for voter fraud that wasn’t in their favor. Now, with plenty of evidence, if the other side requests their day in court they are called crazy and conspiracy theorists and blue maga and blue anon and any other number of ad hominem attacks. What are they afraid of, if there was no hack let them prove it in court. But republicans don’t play fair and they never have, so why are Dems playing so easily into their hands? Are they that desperate to distance themselves from what they’ve seen as crazy election deniers? That means all the ad hominem worked.
So do a lot of people a lot smarter than myself.
It’s not even like this is the first time. Everyone who’s able and interested should check out the HBO documentary Hacking Democracy about the 2004 election.
It should be plainly obvious everything that Republicans complain about is sheer projection.
Oops, I guess I forgot to never forget.
True. Even under Bush there was only this one incident in 2001.
It’s worth noting that during President Obama’s eight year administration, there were no fatal accidents involving major commercial airlines in the U.S. And under a month of Trump we’ve had how many? Lost count.
Reminds me of Bill Hicks’ bit ‘What are you reading for?’
Once upon a time, there was a mom
Her name was Mrs. Pteranodon
Sitting on her nest she heard scratching and said
“Oh boy, my eggs are hatching”
One by one her kids popped free
Baby Pteranadons, one two three
“I’ll name you Tiny, Shiny, and Don”
But Tiny said “Wait… what’s that noise?”Through the ferns and trees, orange she did spy
And as she began to focus she made out an eye
Fixed right on her and her newborn pups
With her husband out she knew time was up
With tiny in her beak and shiny clasped up tight
As fast as she could she took off in flight
Dawn called out
“Oh no! Mom please!!”
Shiny clipped a branch and fell through the trees
Mrs. T couldn’t hold back her shouts
She accidentally spit Tiny out
By then the T Rex was right upon them
It had made a quick snack out of dawn
And as it raced towards her other kin
She whispered to herself “never again”“We’ll bring this beast back to our home
And raise him like one of our own
teach him tolerance and love
He’ll be as docile as a dove
(She is a time Traveller after all)
He’ll grow into a T-Rex Jesus
Or T-Rex Hitler if it please us
We’ll control his destiny
Now are you against or are you with me?”Mr. T look up and sighed
A single tear fell from his eye
And he said “No we’ll raise him right
And treat him well
His attitude, well time will tell
But if we can beat nature with nuture
Then dinosaur truly is the dominant lifeform.”“We’re not technically dinosaurs” said Mrs. T
Dinosaur train! (Dinosaur train)
Dinosaur train! (Dinosaur train)
Shes gonna use (what has she got to lose) The dinosaur train!
I’m Breaking My Own Heart