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It’s that right level of dumb joke with lots of room to play with, easy for people to get involved and make their own dumb moth joke for others to laugh at.

They also had more days off back then, more time to sharpen that axe.

Nobody and I mean nobody can burn Trump quite like Trump can.

Someone saw the light.

I don’t touch that stuff, fish fuck in it!

me walking out of a strip club after getting a bunch of dances: I’M NOT ICE! I’M JUST A PERVERT!

I’ve told everyone I work with that this is all an act and I hate most people.

You’re gonna have a little baby Cthulhu!

We used to have a word for people like this, what was it again, Ohh yeah, pussies.

Yeah, let Poland invade someone for once!

I’ve been hoping for that big EMP from the sun I keep getting told about.

It kinda feels like it, but I’m not gonna look behind me.

WW3 has raided your fridge for your favourite snacks and unsubscibed you from your favourite YouTube channels.

WW3 is knocking on the front door now.

Nawww, did you bite off more than you can chew?

3+7

Well the cake is a lie.

I droped LSD while working at a fuel station and it was the only time that people came back in to see my boss to tell them how great of a server I was. I even had a cool conversation with two cops who came in, which was terrifying because I also had my bong and weed in the toilet room behind them.