Jerkface (any/all)

They came to the same fucking interpretation as you did, but that’s still not good enough. “Apparently” they don’t just have to oppose nazis, they have to participate in your daily Two Minutes Of Hate. Clearly differentiating between objective observation and the inferences drawn from those objective observations IS A GOOD THING. So fucking fragile.

So, Google before the IPO.

i self host

I think the joke is that he has an erection.

is this a madlib??

I freaking know that’s your point, that’s why I granted it. WTF?

If you are a responsible owner…

That’s a total non-starter with me. If one were a responsible custodian and guardian of animals, one wouldn’t have a pet in the first place. Pet ownership (ie ownership of an intelligent individual for the purpose of companionship) is inherently selfish and self-deluded, and whether you agree with that or not, pet owners cannot be expected to be responsible.

When we want to allow people to perform activities that are potentially harmful to other humans if they are not done responsibly, WE LICENSE THOSE ACTIVITIES.

Funny, I believe the exact opposite propositions. A human has the potential to be brilliant and beautiful but humanity will never be as intelligent as an ant colony.

Never be ashamed of a good boner.

Getting upset when journalists explicitly flag their interpretations is pretty fucked up and fragile.

I don’t struggle with it at all. I accepted it decades ago. I suppose it makes the end of the world easier to deal with.

Even if they were psychologically identical to every other dog, they still have bodies that were specifically engineered to fuck up human beings. When a lap dog freaks out, you get a boo boo. If that lap dog had a pit bull’s body, you might be dead.

Sorry you feel personally attacked when someone says pitbulls are dangerous.

struck a nerve, clearly.

Self hosting your email server, are you? How many hours a month does that take?

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/theyre-the-same-picture

You turn your 8 year old loose on google, explicitly and intentionally unsupervised, and hold it up as an example of good parenting.

I’m still having an argument with a particular Peter Sinclair (aka synclap) about the relative merits of the Atari ST vs his App Mac Classic that began circa 1990.

Would you rather have a hobby, or food and shelter? Having a love of programming made you good at programming. But programming is a means to an end. It’s enjoyable, but if you don’t produce anything, you’re just masturbating. Once you are good at it, you don’t have to enjoy anymore.