massive_bereavement

My favorite Whitney Houston song.

He just wanted to see “fewer”.

Technically we never stopped paying for pensions. Now we just aren’t getting less and less 'till they get rid of them.

I think I’m gonna frame this.

Wait, why are you saying that the DoD shouldn’t get any money? They need those $100 pencils.

So when is Satan due to get him?

This is a man that had had four casino bankruptcies.

As long as you keep rolling criticals, it is.

The important part is once you’re rich, claim it was due hard work and perseverance only.

Exactly, you need to do four things in order to become rich:

• Do NOT pay taxes; taxes are only for poor people; be proactive.
• Use your tax money to bribe lobby politicians into help you become richer.
• Abuse your employees and your providers; squeeze them like you were a baddie from Dune.
• Be a pillar of the community, which means paying a PR agency to boost your image.

Or at least that’s what I learned from the rich.

You could love him more than he ever could.

And who can blame them with how the world’s going?

Oh, I heard about this. I think it was called “The Human Centipede”?

But it will take out the sweet, sweet taste of danger.

Exactly, Salmonella can be on its own a great way to boost your defenses*.

*If you survive it.

While I know nothing about nursing careers, that would also be my first option: Take an online degree from a reputable source that allows you to do on your pace during slow hours so you can do, once completed, something that is engaging and pays well.

Note: Before starting anything, check with possible future employers if they fancy that certification/course/degree. I’ve been burned with wasting my time AND money learning something that made me unattractive to employers.

Not what Dinosaur Train told me

Not sure if you’re joking but to make safe to eat yogurt, you’ll need to first kill the bad ones by heat, then cool it and once it is barren, you should invite the cool guys in like Lactobacillus bulgaricus, Streptococcus thermophilus, Lactobacillus acidophilus or Bifidobacterium lactis, they’ll need to be kept cosy and warm, and that will give you yogurt.

And Campylobacter, Cryptosporidium, E. coli, Listeria, Brucella, Salmonella… It’s the Macy’s parade equivalent of preventable diseases by UHT and y’all been invited!

On the other hand, unrefrigerated raw milk is a fantastic way of meeting who’s who of the bacterial world.