People that stupid are out there… I saw someone at Costco trying to get a 90" TV into a Prius.

Quokka.

I need that type of positivity in my life.

How long until hosting a Lemmy instance is illegal?

Cars are designed by people who don’t do maintenance themselves.

Anyone with access to the Internet has the knowledge available to them. I’m sure their search history will be discoverable and yield some insight.

You really think Elon is paying tarrifs? Or bills? Or his employees?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter, he’s not gonna come to you anyway!

Jarjar finally caught up to him…

Yep!

All the tech companies are invested in AI, and it’s gloriously expensive to do from scratch. Instead, they’ll drop $100 million to “stay relevant in today’s climate” without doing any work.

I just read the copy & pasted version instead of the original! Big Comment isn’t getting my money! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

As an American:

1 - Taking things too far is The American Way™ and we are proud of our excessiveness.

B - I’m sad that I have no idea what a “bush doof” is, but it sounds pretty cool if there’s bongs and turtle balls.

Third - I got nothing else, just being excessive at this point

IV - why are you still reading this? I told you I got nothing else.

f - I think I lost count of which point I was on…

I think the current administration’s version of rifle therapy would be a firing squad…

Expert mode is the tongs that were locked closed when they went into the drawer, and have now expanded 3x the size they should be