• goodthanks@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Went to an Aussie bush doof as a teenager and had some Americans come smoke bongs with me at my camp site. They were dressed up as ninja turtles. After a while I realised one of them had his plums hanging out his shorts and they were painted green. Americans love taking things too far.

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      6 days ago

      As an American:

      1 - Taking things too far is The American Way™ and we are proud of our excessiveness.

      B - I’m sad that I have no idea what a “bush doof” is, but it sounds pretty cool if there’s bongs and turtle balls.

      Third - I got nothing else, just being excessive at this point

      IV - why are you still reading this? I told you I got nothing else.

      f - I think I lost count of which point I was on…