Sounds like they made bomb pizza

Missed opportunity to title this post “Hah!”

No, they’re absolutely not. Check out tricky store and play integrity fork to see how we’re faking a trusted environment on custom and rooted roms. You can pass new basic+device integrity (equivalent to old strong) with a valid unrevoked keybox on A13+ and strong on <=A12.

It’s a new stage in the arms race for sure but it’s still possible to bypass until all of the keys used to sign keyboxes are revoked.

Edit: the device fingerprint is just as important as the keybox too, either can cause you to fail integrity checks. It’s way more annoying to manage than the legacy “just flash PIF” bypass ever was.

Stares at rooted A13+ phone passing 2/3 new integrity checks

It’s possible, but it’s annoying.

on devices running Android 13 or later.

Sounds easy then: stay on the latest Lineage that does not incorporate A13.

This isn’t viable. You can’t run an older android version than a device ships with and eventually older hardware will become obsolete enough that it won’t be able to connect to current gen mobile networks.

For now, sure, you can run android 12 on an older device and bypass integrity easily, but sooner or later that won’t be viable.

I don’t see any arugula in the photo, it has a really distinct leaf outline and I’m not seeing it

Gee it sure is good we have well funded competent national cybersecurity folks and didn’t lay a bunch of them off

Only illegal if you’re driving your phone

Always remember to say please and thank you

I propose the process be similar to a driving license. Several weeks of classroom urinal use education plus simulator time followed by 10h or so of practical urinal use accompanied by an accredited urinal use instructor, and finally six months or 100h of urinal use accompanied by a licensed urinal user over the age of 18. Then you can take your urinal use written exam and practical test for your license.

So they’re providing free cremation services now eh?

Meanwhile we’ve got ~respectable moderates~ like Quisling Schumer popping a semi at the mere thought of bombing Iran

I barely even noticed the lack of pixels viewing the image in portrait mode on my phone

Meanwhile when it comes to reaction images:

Thanks for this, I’m just reposting shitposts from our discord

I just had my morning coffee and I need to head to the bathroom to create some content

🥳🎉🪩

Sorry, the best I can do is another slogan sticker on my car and a little yard sign. Is my ally punch card full yet? Can I have my fabulous prizes now?

Thanks Obama!

I mean, there was plenty of time between November and Jan 21 to rendition 3 justices, anyone in Congress tied to Russian money, the entire trump campaign and all of the Republican money middlemen that launder Russian money for political campaigns

I guess they took “DUI training” literally