It always makes me want a beer and that pairs perfectly with a couple of cold ones before I settle down with a nice six pack before I pass out for the night.

I thought this was going to a much much darker less funny place.

Replace Call with Zoom meeting.

Maybe It’s her and all women’s Dark Inner psyche trying to get out and expose the inner psychopath but talking about it openly is triggering her natural instinct to repress it.

Try being a complete and total psycho, her inner demons should respond well to that, if she doesn’t like it that’s just her trying to repress it you have to really make her believe you are a psychopath woman love that.

Corruption, Mexico is practically ran by the Gangs, and America won’t give up there Guns to save school children let alone a foreign nation pumping drugs across it’s boarders, no matter your opinion this reaction to the US is because the cartels are pushing for it. The cartels might as well be a separate branch of the Mexican Government.

I don’t think I can think of anything less interesting than a grade school pseudo-paradox.

Planets are good but have you tried the entire Force my young students?

I feel like a hole spreading open your sphincter will have not sexy unintended consequences.

Mommy, what is that man doing in a suit??

He’s guarding our lives… From Multi-Tiered, Cross-Border Financial Malfeasance.

That’s only $14 a day, I think that’s fair.

Rent: $1,500

Electric: $150

Internet: $100

Gas: $160

Food: $400

Phone: $60

Insurance: $166(per month over 6 months)

Total: $84 a day.

Wouldn’t it be hell to have to work while sick?

Next panel:

(Sinking guy is completely gone) Purple guy: WHEW. I know I made the offer but I really can’t handle guests right now.

Na, fuck alcohol, it’s as deadly as rat poison, a little won’t kill you but no amount is good for you and the only reason you are defending it is because you think it has some good traits and it doesn’t. Maybe it’s a good thing it’s hard to defend since it is literally poison. Try Pot or Lsd both are less harmful than Alcohol and are more fun

Download DeepSeek’s 64B model.

Mine installs programs with easy to understand pop up prompts that replaces text files and filing.

Dying a lot? Try taking less damage.

If you see an enemy you know it’s time for a fight.

Health potions heal you.

Your shield can shield you from damage.

Look mother fucker, you keep dying and I don’t think I can dumb it down any more, have you tried Candy Land?