I’ll believe it when I see code written for it solving a real problem

Or jerk off into it like in that documentary, Fight Club

Eternal September

Cat videos and porn. Let’s go back to the good old days!

Grass finds a way

Why I oughta

Reverse rickrolling. Only works if rickrolling is still a thing, otherwise people will just click the link ;)

Mad scientist hat on: engineer some gut bacteria to produce cellulase and we can eat grass.

Oh wait. You mean cannibalism. Okay. That works too.

In related news: My local group totally doesn’t have an accent. Everyone else does!