The idea of a paperclip involved in jacking off made me cringe more than I would have expected.

This was my favorite song to play on a jukebox back in the day. I could put it on 3 times in a row for a dollar at the local bar, and it would take over the sound system for over half an hour. There are enough transitions in it that it flows back into itself fairly well.

Hypothetical question:

I have a friend named Richard. He prefers to be called Rich but his boss calls him Rick.

Should his boss adjust to call him Rich because that is what he prefers, or should he just accept being called Rick because it is a commonly accepted nickname for Richard?