Well he sucked someone off, that’s the important part.
Sucked something off. It could have been a horse.
Oh come on, it’s just now getting funny. It’s horrific still with other things, but this is funny.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-freezes-as-man-collapses-right-behind-him-in-oval-office/
Seriously. I’m so here for milking the lolz from this for as long as possible.
Meanwhile, while everyone is talking about the trump/clinton trist:
That’s technically what Maga voters think too 🤷
Why does it look like Donny’s photoshopped in this pic? xD
There are numerous angles of this. I think it’s because he didn’t give one shit about the guy falling and was very disappointed he couldn’t announce his thing.
So the 45th and 47th presidents blew the 42nd. The founding fathers would be proud.
The founding fathers would be standing proud.
Full attention no less
The third arm is foe the Bellamy salute
Like an onion that one
Apparently, Bill likes getting his dick sucked—not to an unhealthy degree—but to a history altering degree.
Wouldn’t it be wild if two different presidents were impeached, a quarter century apart, because Bill Clinton got his dick sucked?
Wouldn’t it be wild if dick sucking got him and not raping children because americans hate one of these things nore than the other?
Yuuup
Up there with Genghis Khan’s on the Mount Rushmore of world altering penises.
Although, I don’t really see what’s impeachable about this, but I also know that the right doesn’t seem happy and the rules don’t matter anyway so hey.
Isn’t that already cleared in hearings, “I did not have sex with that woman”, BJ is not sex /s
that’s the key, we were all focused on the “did not have sex” instead the tricky bit was “that woman”.
If a BJ is not sex then Im straight as spaghetti
Edit: My browser decided to save that as a “note” now I dont know where it is or how to delete it.
Im straight as spaghetti
Cooked spaghetti is quite non-straight in my book.
The wild part is that bill didn’t believe it was sex as long as the other person didn’t finish him off.
The Dollop podcast covered it recently. Absolutely astonishing.
Our first LGBT president ! 🏳️🌈 We should all rejoice, peace and harmony is coming
I think you mean our second, because this makes Bill the first.
There’s as much evidence that Obama had gay sex with a homeless man.
I really want to end it but there are a few people I have to outlive out of spite.
I can’t wait for the fanfic
My Lemmy is already flooded.
Tap for spoiler
Please use spoilers or mark NSFL
yeah great thanks for that mental image
Looks like the White House has a new “Throat GOAT”.
Nancy Reagan is raging in hell right now!
I fully understand just how much people hate Trump. Please report or challenge any comments that are homophobic, or have an anti LGBT angle. Him being a monster isnt an excuse for it
Totally okay to make fun of a homophobe for being a hypocrite. But also on that note, this
Matters what you’re saying. Dude blowing another dude isn’t bad. A homophobe being revealed to have done gay stuff IS hilarious.
So a closeted homosexual person targets and hurts other homosexual people for being open.
Internalized hate is a thing.
It should be called out for being homophobic too.
And it is monster behaviour.
Overt VS covert behaviour isn’t an excuse to pick the side of the monster here. In fact it is monster behaviour in itself because it’s Abuse by proxy.
I remember those days, kids. The dark times. It all started with a gorilla named Harambe…
Book of Endings, 1:15-23
15 - And lo, when Harambe ascended to his rightful reward, he found the great seat empty, the post abdicated, for the Creator had forsaken the creation.
16 - Finding the holy promontory abandoned, Harambe chose, then, to take that highmost throne and make for himself a lofty view of creation.
17 - And He did gaze upon the world and found it wanting.
18 - And Harambe wept, for there were no greater heights to conquer.
19 - It came to pass that Harambe did gnash his teeth and, seeing only the world below him, realised the nature of the prison to which he had committed himself.
20 - And Harambe contented himself with throwing the many integral parts of that world through the bars of the prison in which he now found himself, like an Ape throwing feces through the bars of his cage.
21 - And there came then great plagues from the animals of the land, and storms from the seas. Fire rose from the air and the people of the land below cried out.
22 - And Harambe, hearing their cries, sought to ameliorate their fears by throwing more of his dung from that great height.
23 - And lo, the many peoples of the Earth began to accustom themselves to the persistent rain of feces, now transubstantiated into flesh and land and time.
In your quest to be funny you turned to ChatGPT and ruined the joke.
My guy, I did not. I just tried to write it out like my good ol’ pappy would have wanted: in the style of convicted con artist Joseph Smith.
You think ChatGPT would use words like “ameliorate” or, even more unbelievably, use “transubstantiate” as a term for the conversion of god’s feces into whatever Donald Trump’s mental assessments dare to call a mind?
Hey man, if you really did this, fuck yeah. I admire your wit and your tenacity in writing and formatting the entire thing.
Cheers.
The barely readable “Related” column: 😳
The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
We live in the end times.
*I mixed up the Three Musketeers and the Four Horsemen
At this point you should filter news through AI to get rid of such spam.
I mean, we’re definitely converging towards that. To even get the web usable, we’ll need ublock-style (human curated) slop trackers as a first layer, then some kind of local agent double checking for obvious spam.
