Wetsuit and 6ft bong

An empty wallet and far too many hobbies.

Ibuprofen and an Energy drink

Bong and blow lighter

a 2013 ThinkPad and a bottle of Adderall

A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.

Disappointment and disgust.

Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians

Glasses (missing)

Extra large toilet roll

Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.

Mason jar and a lid

My computers and my bed

My 12ga muzzle loading shotgun and my birch bark canoe. I would of course come dressed as a 1700’s Voyeur trapper roaming across the uncharted lakes and rivers of what is now northern US and southern Canada.

While I don’t have a birch bark canoe currently, I do have an 18ft aluminum canoe that would do. I do own a muzzle-loading smoothebore flintlock fowler. And I can, and have in the past, dress as a Voyeur. Sadly my French absolutely sucks. Though I can speak a smattering of Ojibwe.

That’s as close as I can come to an action adventure figure.

i have adhd so i’m allowed to cheat here

my hobby shelf (fully stocked up), and a laptop.

for the 18+ version instead of a laptop there’s a set of BDSM gear

Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let’s jiggle!