i have a public elvising on my uno card. whatever the game is. Eating a sandwich, having a heart attack, a bowel obstruction (toxic megacolon if possible), and shitting oneself all at the same time. On camera. I know it’s astronomically unlikely but I have a coffee and a donut riding on it.

my favorite ban (it was only a temp ban sadly) from reddit was describing a public elvising of krasnov in detail and they said it was encouraging violence. i mean, i don’t know how it is violence, but it is one of my fondest dreams yeah i do want to encourage that