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minus-squareDomeGuy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·2 days agoPreparation steps for safely drinking lava: Obtain lava. Allow to cool to room temperature Use a hammrer and food processor to reduce to a fine powder Add water and stir until you have a drinkable slurry Die anyway because drinking glass shards is still really bad for you.
minus-squareMostly_Gristle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 days agoDon’t listen to this guy. Over-processing the lava ruins it. You have to drink raw lava straight from the source to get the full benefit, otherwise you might as well just go chew on a chunk of pumice like a chump.
minus-squareadhdsergio@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoYes except WE get the benefits of this guy drinking lava
minus-squaremastertigurius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoOof… Post mortem, even. Like a final ultimate humiliation to punish you for this utterly stupid endeavour.
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoBig Nature: I don’t care if you fuck around with me, (motions to a Gympie Gympie tree) but you might.
minus-squaremastertigurius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoAll of Australia seems like Mother Earth’s way of saying “fuck around and find out”.
Preparation steps for safely drinking lava:
Don’t listen to this guy. Over-processing the lava ruins it. You have to drink raw lava straight from the source to get the full benefit, otherwise you might as well just go chew on a chunk of pumice like a chump.
Yes except WE get the benefits of this guy drinking lava
Oof… Post mortem, even. Like a final ultimate humiliation to punish you for this utterly stupid endeavour.
Big Nature: I don’t care if you fuck around with me, (motions to a Gympie Gympie tree) but you might.
All of Australia seems like Mother Earth’s way of saying “fuck around and find out”.