• DomeGuy@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Preparation steps for safely drinking lava:

    1. Obtain lava.
    2. Allow to cool to room temperature
    3. Use a hammrer and food processor to reduce to a fine powder
    4. Add water and stir until you have a drinkable slurry
    5. Die anyway because drinking glass shards is still really bad for you.