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4 Panel Comic

Panel 1: The Venom symbiote latches onto Spider-Man

Spider-Man: Oh no! The symbiote is latching on to me

Panel 2: The symbiote begins to take control of Spider-Man’s mind and body

Spider-Man: It’s changing my mind and my body…

Panel 3: Spider-Man is now fully clad in the black-suit Spidey costume, and is noticeably more buff.

Spider-Man: …and making me do things I wouldn’t normally do…

Panel 4: Black Suit Spidey sits in front of a computer installing League of Legends.

    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
      11·
      4 days ago

      I tried league for about 3 minutes.

      Immediately my teammate started in about how my mom should get cancer because I’m juggling the wrong lane, and I need to hang myself in her house so she knows what it’s like to lose a child before she dies from that cancer.

      Didnt even finish the game. To this day I dont even know how long a game is supposed to take.

      But yeah that was game one. I thought it would put me with other newbs, or maybe against a few bots.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
        5·
        4 days ago

        Same here. Literally in the NEWBIE servers for FIRST TIME PLAYERS and my teammates are going absolutely apeshit over the fact that I, a new player, don’t understand every single fucking thing in the game yet. Literally only played that one match before uninstalling.

      • DaveyRocket@lemmy.worldEnglish
        8·
        4 days ago

        If that’s all it takes for you to leave a game I hope your asshole falls out of a skyscraper and lands on your only son killing him slowly as the scene grows ever closer when you fling yourself off the building, skydiving after your descended asshole. Wait, sorry, I thought I was playing League.

    • mamg22@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      7·
      5 days ago

      Watch him play and wait for them to have a shitty teammate, which seems pretty common. My sister plays Wild Rift (LoL on mobile, but should be similar on desktop) and it just takes that to bring out the good ol’ LoL toxicity.

    • AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.socialEnglish
      2·
      4 days ago

      Same for Dota 2. I said some really vile shit to my own bf when we played together years and years ago. We don’t play any competitive games together anymore because we get really toxic to each other, lol. I just play single player or PvE co-op games now. Nothing gets me that toxic as playing competitive video games. I wonder if there’s a study on this somewhere 😅