The conditions you put those girls in were worse, Andy. Wish, I could feel bad for you. Oh wait, no I don’t.
this should be in Uplifting News
Ha Ha
Damn, this was real sad until I read the poster’s name. Get fucked hahaha
Good
The irony is, despite all his bitching, they’re protecting him. He’d be thrown around like a dog’s toy if he was in GP. Prison really is not the place for a pretend tough guy.
Thanks, I needed this.
I imagine a parallel universe where he lives in a trailer and is methed out of his mind trying to convince others on the internet he’s wealthy and powerful and successful because his Lowe’s bucket is superior to the Home Depot bucket his neighbor has. He has designer clothes he stole from goodwill. Men respect him (he’s their dealer and doesn’t charge) and women fear him (he doesn’t bathe and only speaks at one ungodly high volume). For his next video he’ll be camping on a park bench due to the restraining order from his exotic dog, a breed called “stray”.
An alpha male.
Good, get fucked. This malignant cunt is responsible for mentally ruining an entire generation of young men and the rapes and exploitation of countless women and girls, he deserves all of that and more.
I feel bad for the roaches
Weird that there’s only 2/3rds of a roach though.
I feel bad for the filth and the water.
It could have and has happened to better people.
“But at least I have hi-speed wifi and the freedom to bitch!”.
Seriously, though, how does he tweet? I thought you don’t get internet in jail?
Most likely he’s talking to his lawyer or relative once in a while and then they transmit the information to someone who’s posting on his behalf
Cross post this to c/wholesomememes
Oh yeah he’s living in third world poverty conditions, and yet somehow has access to Twitter to moan about it. Something seems off.
I suspect what is actually happening is that he’s in protective custody, because everyone wants to stab him either because they hate him because even criminals have standards, or because they reckon stabbing the alpha male will make them super duper extra alpha male++. If he were put in general population he’d probably be dead within 24 hours. I don’t want him to get stabbed and die, I want him to live for a really long time in a really small prison cell.
I see what you’re saying but let’s assume he’s not lying (because we have no reason to assume he would lie on the internet). Those conditions are barbaric. We shouldn’t be subjecting people to that. We don’t get to do awful things to him because he was caught being awful to others. That solves nothing.
He made a very reasonable request. He wants to be in gen pop with the others. An Eden of culture and comfort. Totally free to swallow his own teeth in a roach-free environment.
And how can we as a humane people say no to that?
Dude obviously doesn’t see the upside. Hey, here’s still allowed to send these novel-length tweets! (Somehow. Dunno why though.)
Probably a social media manager
