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That’s not normal at 37. In fact, that’s not normal at 60.
The volume is exaggerated for comedic effect.
But at a matter of a drop coming out, that’s not really an aging thing either.
That’s what I thought at 36… Now i’m 40 and sweat every time I zip up
It is normal at 80. See: the president of the United States and his diapers
LPT: when you think you are done, push on your taint. You’re welcome.
Sure thing. Will shove my hand between my legs and press it really good in a public urinal. That will totally look normal.
you just reach like 1 or 2 fingers, about half and inch past where your balls end, push up a bit, it can be done inconspicuously. I do it every time now out of habit.
I think my balls are bigger than yours, cause that don’t work unless I do quite a bit of moving things about.
I’ve got a lot of stuff down there… And it doesn’t take a lot of work to press on your taint.
Maybe you’re just fat.
The fact you think it takes this much effort to touch your taint while you’re peeing standing up tells everyone here you have no idea where your taint is.
People are not looking at you when you’re using the urinal.
Yes I am.
I knew it.
0% chance I’m doing that. How much piss are these guys dribbling to make it worth it?
LPT if it’s not a urinal, dap the tip with a piece of toilet paper
Even if it is at a urinal, as long as there’s paper towels or tissues in the bathroom, you can grab a piece as you head to the urinal and wipe off when you’re done. Just takes a modicum of planning.
Well yeah, but I was more thinking of being in a public area
Just sit down already, jesus christ
How would that help?
Imagine being 37 and never having cleaned your own toilet
the mechanics do not change wether sitting or standing
I know someone with the problem shown in this photo. He sits to pee. So, I’m going to say, it’s not just about sitting to pee, at least not for everyone.
Da hilft kein Schütteln und kein Klopfen, in die Hose geht der letzte Tropfen.
(It doesn’t help to shake and beat, into the pants goes the last drop)
We have a similar one in America it goes "no matter how much you wiggle and dance you always end up with some on your pants’
Everyone who wants to avoid urinary incontinence issues should do pelvic floor exercises. I don’t see it spoken about for men as much as women (women are advised to do this during and after pregnancy especially), but everyone can benefit from it.
To identify the feeling of contracting your pelvic floor muscles, try stopping peeing when you’re mid stream (though this is just to help you identify them — you shouldn’t regularly practice this way, as it can lead to UTIs).
The way to practice is to squeeze your pelvic floor muscles, trying not to pull your tummy in (or to squeeze your glutes). Hold this for two seconds, then relax. Repeat 10 times. Doing this daily is advised, and over time, you can increase the amount of time you hold the squeeze for to up to 10 seconds. Try to breathe normally while you do this exercise.
In addition to being the best way to prevent urinary incontinence, it can also help with sexual performance too. You can practice basically any time. I often find myself practicing while I’m in traffic, because it’s something to help fill the time.
They makes faucets more powerful, and sinks less deep, each and every year.
I’ve been to several retail establishments that have reminded me of the NYE episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
“If peeing your pants makes you cool, consider me Miles Davis.”
Yea, get yourself checked if that happens.
Push under your balls
Or just sit down while taking your piss. In public bathrooms, sure I’ll use the urinal, but at home or work (very clean toilets at my job), I’ll happily sit and have no problems.
I find sitting is worse with the problem. Pressing on the taint area helps to get the rest out.
I feel like a word is missing
Push [what] under your balls?
This is what actually works. Not everyone’s plumbing is the same. Human physiology varies wildly.
Cleaning the gutter.
Do the helicopter to get it all out using centrifugal force. You’re welcome.
It sounds like you’re referring to a certain gif I’ve seen, nothing has to be up my rear end right?
It doesn’t have to, but it doesn’t hurt
lol
Bro’s urethra went on strike.
Proof, as if it was needed, that we shouldn’t be wearing pants. If it wasn’t for “laws” and “public decency” I wouldn’t.
You want guys to just leak piss onto whatever surface they’re standing/sitting on?
In which case, your mom is just going to have to take an extra bath.
You can still sit on the toilet and use paper to get the last drop.
By the way, I recommend a skirt or even a dress during heat waves.
it does not work, for the same reason mechanically
A kilt is generally considered acceptable attire in most places, and deals with this issue.
Gets kinda cold in the winter though now doesn’t it
Sit to pee and press the tip with a paper towel.
Uh…yeah because why would shaking it do anything? You have to relax your bladder, and squeeze like an udder. Do people not know how were constructed, or what?
False. There is a U bend between the bladder and the end. Nothing on the bladder end will fix anything. The residual in the pipe gets squeezed out when walking.
I’m going to wake people up to an uncomfortable truth. You already wear diapers. That’s what underwear is. Diapers used to be reusable and washable. We just don’t like to perceive it that way. We lie to ourselves about what underwear is for. And underwear is why pants last forever and shirts don’t. Call me weird but I stopped having this problem when I swallowed my pride and accepted this fact, and realized not all underwear is doing the job we don’t want to admit it’s for very well.
Wear double underwear. One absorbent, one slick. Same properties as a diaper.
So woah dude, you’re wearing an actual diaper shamelessly then? Yeah. We all are. You are too. The difference is mine works.
Other benefit. Because the thing keeping your pants fresh is actually working, now your pants really last forever.
Huh? I’m well near retirement and it’s just pee until it stops, a few drops, that’s it.
