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tired_n_bored@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

New investing strategy just dropped

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New investing strategy just dropped

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  • pdxfed@lemmy.world
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    Try Trumpcoin, guaranteed to deliver results.

    • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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      Trumpcoin

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        Every crypto argument needs to start and end with a graph like this

        • Prior_Industry@lemmy.world
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          Removes the worry of having money and what to do with it 🤷‍♀️

        • pdxfed@lemmy.world
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          Like I said, guaranteed.

      • Yeller_king@reddthat.com
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        He didn’t say what kind of result.

      • Prior_Industry@lemmy.world
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        Will Trump at least invite me to dinner?

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      Just login to your bank once on a trump phone and you’ll see how quick you can really go to zero.

      • Prior_Industry@lemmy.world
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        Wonder how many backdoors there are on a Trump phone 🤔

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      YOLO into RUG, it’s my new coin that is guaranteed to always go up!

    • OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml
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      Hate to say it, a friend of mine by sheer luck put money in trump coin a few weeks ago and is up on it. I told them sell so fast and never again soon as I seen the historical chart. Grifters be griftin.

    • arak@lemmy.today
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      Won’t even have any leftover WSB style

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    Invest in yourself! Go to Las Vegas. Or Atlantic City. Either way, crypto won’t take your money faster than a casino.

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      And at least casinos make you as comfortable, well-fed and drunk as possible as you lose your money.

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      I get tons of pay outs in Las Vegas but they’re all from the ATM.

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        Long long ago, I was at the ATm in the Tropicana poker room in AC, and the screen had the “Insufficient Fundsl error burned in. That was pretty sobering. I left and went to a strip club.

        • EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world
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          Yeah, that’s a double whammy in the poker room. Even if you win you’re taking the money from another person not the casino.

      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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        It’s the best machine on the casino floor, you never lose.

         

        Until you really lose

    • SpeakerToLampposts@lemmy.world
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      Or stay home, and gamble your crypto on the Internet! It’s a lose-lose strategy!

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    You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.

  • baines@lemmy.cafe
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    how do i short myself?

    • L7HM77@sh.itjust.works
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      life insurance

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    Careful elon might steal your joke.

  • qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Skill issue.

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      Found the guy who lost it all instantly in a tragic boating accident.

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    i gots to get on this! thnx for the money tip 🤑

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    RITM pays a hefty divvy that beats that %

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      Rage Inside The Machine

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    Rookie numbers.

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