Sir, this is a Ryan Air flight.
Damn. I thought I was getting a ride with the Royal Air Force - misinterpreted the initials again.
On Ryan air the best you can get is an unlicensed chiropractor
You got to pay extra for that.
Weird Aunt it is, then.
Molotov Cocktail?
Meanwhile Snape at 27C: *shove a bezoar down their throats*
Harry Potter!? Boooooooo!
I know…! It was really just a throwaway comment, but I forgot that there’s a new series or something at the moment that should be boycotted so any mention of HP sauce should be frowned on
I haven’t watched any of the films or series, but did enjoy the books growing up, so they do sadly sit close to my bin of “simpsons memes” and “american dad quotes”.
Anyway, fuck JK
Me: wrong kinda nurse buddy. Wait which kind of emergency? Oh ok maybe I am the right kind of nurse for that…
I love lavender though.
Billy Connolly made this joke about 30 years ago.
