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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

Defeated make leaves

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Defeated make leaves

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  • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
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    “The Male doesn’t care about mating, and will find an appropriate provider for the service at the appropriate time. The Male is currently focused on feeding - anything between him and the refrigerator will face his wrath.”

    ETA: Typo.

    • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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      I didn’t have a wraith… 🥺

      • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
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        No, but have you ever had a typo?

        • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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          Never heard if them. Are they good?

    • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      Dude has a wraith. He could at least try fucking that ghost.

  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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    Whenever I hear anyone refer to women as a females this is instantly what pops in my head:

  • Apepollo11@lemmy.world
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    Sorry, but you were beaten to the punch on this one! Someone posted it last week.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Rats.

      • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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        Male or female?

        • lath@lemmy.world
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          Sorry, going into the extended universe now that you brought this up…

          Don’t you mean body type A or body type B? Also, follow-up question to that, which one’s type A and which type B?

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Going by Baldurs Gate 3 character creation standards: body type 4, voice type 1.

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            Id think B is for Boobs and A is for A-tiny-penis, which means we just need a body type H

      • lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com
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        You could outdo them & link to source or set alt text: accessibility?

    • lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com
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      Someone posted it last week.

      Right here.

      Some commenters were unable to recognize the conventional meaning is inoffensive. They wanted to oppose misogyny by turning it into a dirty word (thus internalizing unimplied sexism into a general word for the entire gender). Hard to reason them out of that conundrum.

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    “scared and unfuckable the male retreats to his chambers.”

    Ahhhh the narration of my every night. :P

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    i’d find it hilarious tbh

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    I’ll currently trying to find a place to move with a roommate using Facebook. (Dunno if there’s an alternative to find a roommate with a different social media platform) And there’s plenty of post that specifies females roommate only. Although, I saw this one post that stated male preferred.

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    What do I have to do to get theme music?

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