• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      Dude. You’re missing out.

      You can buy grapes, fresh from the store, and then…ya know. Totally pig out on delicious grapes.

      I know it sounds like I’m starting off explaining some complex life hack that I never got to…but I’m not.

      My way, you get to eat delicious grapes. Your way, you don’t. That’s the life hack. Eat grapes.

      And not JUST grapes! Apples. Oranges. Strawberries. Watermelon. Pomegranate. Pears. Kiki. Mango. Raspberrys. Cherries. Grapefruit.

      Most people don’t think of Lemons as a fruit, but they TOTALLY are. Actually tomatoes are a fruit too! Doesn’t seem like it, but they are!

      Lots of tasty snacks! DUDE! YOU EVER HAVE A PLUM???

      Just, not bananas. You can’t eat my hands, and MY HANDS ARE BANANAS!!!