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minus-squareSteve@communick.newslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-23 months agoThe other driver goes into cardiac arrest as you approach. Do you want to perform CPR, call an ambulance, rob them, or get back in your car and drive away?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoI roll a 1. They send the wahmbulance
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoBard: I TRY TO SEDUCE THE DRAGON.
The other driver goes into cardiac arrest as you approach.
Do you want to perform CPR, call an ambulance, rob them, or get back in your car and drive away?
Call the ambulance!
I roll a 1. They send the wahmbulance
Bard: I TRY TO SEDUCE THE DRAGON.