I solved it by not having kids, seriously best thing I done in my life so far.
So far!
The secret is to give up on having time for yourself and find the zen in the things you have to do anyway.
You ever wonder why dads tend to become all about their yard, their bbq and DIY? Because if I have to mow the fucking lawn, feed my family and fix shit all the fucking time I might as well find the satisfaction in a job well done.
Me trying to raise kids
Well there’s your first problem
I can’t exactly cut the baby in half and jam it back into my fucking urethra.
Not with that attitude…
Not with any attitude!
*harrumph*
Aren’t babies supposed to come out of uterus?
Do I look like a woman?
Do you?
Also “trying to excel in my work.” Put in the same effort that your boss compensates you for.
The trick of to have a net worth of at least $10M. It’s easy after that
I know this is the least important one on there, but I don’t get this thing lately where people talk about “staying hydrated” like it’s some big challenge they have to put effort towards. Like… get thirsty, drink water?
The trick is that you need to drink more than just “im thirsty”
instead of trying to excel at work, just libreoffice calc instead! badum ts
Tbf, I was confused by the wording and your joke clarified it for me.
Same. Honestly I wasn’t even confused. I use a lot of excel at work, I just assumed it’s a verb now
I’m only trying to do two of these things and I still look like that.
That’s exactly where “they” want you. Too tired to lop off heads.
When your scare quote “they” it makes you sound like you mean Jews.
It’s Lemmy. Just say billionaires.
