Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoI'm tired bossslrpnk.netimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up133
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minus-squarefireweed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 days ago Me trying to raise kids Well there’s your first problem
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoI can’t exactly cut the baby in half and jam it back into my fucking urethra.
minus-squareZiglin (they/them)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoNot with that attitude…
minus-squareNightoftheLemmy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-26 days agoAren’t babies supposed to come out of uterus?
minus-squarePorto881@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoAlso “trying to excel in my work.” Put in the same effort that your boss compensates you for.
minus-squareremer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days agoThe trick of to have a net worth of at least $10M. It’s easy after that
Well there’s your first problem
I can’t exactly cut the baby in half and jam it back into my fucking urethra.
Not with that attitude…
Not with any attitude!
*harrumph*
Aren’t babies supposed to come out of uterus?
Do I look like a woman?
Do you?
Also “trying to excel in my work.” Put in the same effort that your boss compensates you for.
The trick of to have a net worth of at least $10M. It’s easy after that