SIR YES SIR!!!
Worm yes worm.
Sir, the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong and the senior drill instructor will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir!
YOU’RE IN A WORLD OF SHIT!!!
I would love you a lot more if you were a worm, Sir!
what
I said, I WOULD LOVE YOU A LOT MORE IF YOU WERE A WORM, SIR!
“SIR! I don’t love you in the first place, sir!”
Wait, so like you want us to dress up like worms, or you want to be showered in actual worms? No, don’t get upset, there’s no judgement here, you just really went all in on the cheerleader thing for me and I love you so much that there’s no way that I am not going 110% for you, whatever your fetishes are.
“Sir, wouldn’t that make you one of us, sir?”
“No, private, because you are MAGGOTS! I said if I was a WORM!”
more like dril Sargent voice, amirite?
