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MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

You should have stayed home.

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You should have stayed home.

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MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub
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    Not sure if this is evolving into a story or someone’s simply hornyposting

    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Hopefully, there are tiddies at the end for our protagonist.

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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        The plot twist is our protagonist themselves does have tiddies.

    • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world
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      As a participant, I can say this with authority:

      spoiler

      both

  • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world
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    I’ll show you soapy tiddies…

    • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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      Well, I’m waiting.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I just fuck my boyfriend before he leaves for work. 🤷‍♂️

    • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This is [email protected]. [email protected] fucks their boyfriend before he leaves to work. Be like [email protected].

      • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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        I don’t have a bf, but I do have a master that lets me play with others, and a thick wolfcock that always needs serving. Where my cuties at?

  • rmuk@feddit.uk
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    Usually if I’m driving a car from the back seat it’s because I’m dreaming. Usually.

  • Photonic@lemmy.world
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    My girlfriend and I carpool to work so I certainly hope not

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      The titties are coming from inside the house?

    • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works
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      Any more room in that carpool?

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    the saga continues…

    • FuCensorship@lemmy.today
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      Deeepaa!

  • marighost@piefed.social
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    Careful, thinking about your partner naked too much is rapey, or whatever.

    • daggermoon@piefed.world
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      I think you forgot the /s

      • [deleted]@piefed.world
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        I think the ‘or whatever’ conveyed the /s but I don’t have a degree or whatever.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          It also was a shittastic joke. Knowing it’s sarcasm doesn’t save it.

      • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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        no, it was pretty clearly sarcasm. the tag shouldn’t be necessary

      • pebbles@sh.itjust.works
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        No no, one must only ponder objects and things.

        • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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          • nailingjello@piefed.zip
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            Easy there VP

    • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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      Just wanted you to know I caught the sarcasm. 👊

    • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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      Grass, touch it.

      • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world
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        Unrelated, but your username is awesome. that is all. carry on.

    • Cris_Citrus (he/him <3)@piefed.zip
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      Uhhh… Is that a thing anyone says…? I’m vaguely ace spectrum, so I don’t always follow all this stuff, but I don’t think I’ve seen anyone see anything to that effect 😅

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        Some people are going off in another thread with a related meme

        • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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          neat

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      But what if you’re the one that wants the cnc fun? 😳

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    Why are the tiddies soapy now? what have i missed?

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      You missed them ?! I’m sorry for you…

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        no i know everything from yesterday up until when i went to sleep. but now the tiddies are soapy for some reason and not out anymore

        • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip
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          Okay see… I started the meta meme and I have this same question

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            omg its you

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    POV the guy behind me rolls coal.

    POV somebody replied to me on lemmy (I have not seen it yet because I’m a responsible driver who respects their and their environments safety who doesn’t fiddle the smartphone above 70 miles per hour).

    POV i gotta pee.

    POV i remember the meme which used the pov-meme format the wrong way and I ask myself if the pov meme with the pov of driving a car is the same guy who wanted to show what they learned.

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    Without the POV, how is this supposed to be seen?

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      Probably with your eyes

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    Obviously rape culture!!1

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