This gives me hope
Male pharaohs, specifically. The few female pharaohs we have evidence for were buried with one arm crooked over her chest and one at her hip. Probably making sure both halves of her bikini stayed on for the entire slide, while the men in swim trunks weren’t worried about it.
monokini, dude. the bikini wasn’t invented until the early in the first intermediate period, ushering a dark age of egyptian onanism.
People living in a desert would think water slides are heaven. The logic checks out.
they were living on the nile river, specifically, which is very fertile actually
Six Flags Luxor
Styx Flags
Sir, this is a desert.
They don’t teach this in school anymore?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
Any heaven with countable waterslides is no heaven at all
What if there was just one but it never ended?
Dont worry there are lots of points that drop you into a pool of water but it continues on after that.
I think if the length is infinite it counts as uncountable
What if there were two infinitely long waterslides?
Mathematically speaking, they’d probably have cool loopies.
anck-su-namun
