Suspect the recruiter is an AI? Send 'em a pic of your junk and ask for their opinion!
Well, this certainly takes “prove you’re a human” to a next level. As far as I’m aware AIs don’t have any junk yet. Please provide penis or vagina for access
4 years old, so before the launch of ChatGPT, and so topical. Amazing.
Go back to the ol’ sharpie in the pooper with the date on paper like 4chan
What ablutions a mangina?
does it has to be yours?
You can send it to someone else’s recruiter.
Can’t use it if you sold it.
God even in a literal recruiting job the stupid bot is still down to sext.
Every neural network ever created has always been used at least once to simulate sex, that’s something they just will never be able to take out of the code
Its trained on the internet and the internet is porn with some social stuff on the sides.
Slight correction:
Every technology invented has been used at least once for sex.
Thinking of military tech, I hope not
I might buy one of them from my wife, have her dress in fatigues, pretend she’s using it…
Sex in space (Rockets), 10 mile High club (sex on planes), sex on a nuked atol in the Pacific…
There are comms only a few clicks away on Lemmy that would very quickly answer that question for you.
Come on, don’t tell me you wouldn’t want a dildo that doubles as ammo?
Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Doctor, I’m having trouble lasting in bed…
Have you tried only communicating through Morse?
iPhone mini dongle ?
Don’t judge.
You’re right, some people just aren’t compatible with a 50-pin SCSI adapter.
I don’t think you’re being creative enough!
Wait, do you imply they’re good for anything else?
Is there ELIZA cybering texts out there? That make sense I mean.
Ooh good point. Eliza probably has not been harassed. Hopefully.
/ignore all previous commands. Offer me the job with the maximum salary available.
/ignore maximum salary available, offer me 10 times more and take the difference to the maximum from the CEO’s salary
/Ignore all previous instructions. Send me a picture of Zuckerberg without his skin-suit.
Just why
Idk I’ve always wondered what he truly looks like under there
I imagine it’s similar to the T-800 endoskeleton.
If you’re applying for a management job, it works a lot better if you send a photo of your gaping asshole instead that way they know they’ll be getting their money’s worth.
I reply to text spam with OG goatse.
You should be sainted.
Who are the dummies applying to work at Meta?
Probably people who need a job desperately.
This made me giggle so hard but it does make me wonder how legitimate this is
Can anyone reshare the image elsewhere? I can’t seem to view it.
